High- Performance, Fair Trade, Organic Coffee

High-Performance, Fair Trade, Organic Coffee

Enhanced with nootropics to reduce Anxiety

Enhanced with nootropics to reduce

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KETO & VEGAN FRIENDLY
FAIR TRADE & ORGANIC
GLUTEN & DAIRY FREE
MADE IN NZ
SUGAR FREE

What makes
Rude Health Coffee
better?

  • ✓ 100% natural
  • ✓ Fair Trade, Organic, African Coffee
  • ✓ Keto & Vegan Friendly
  • ✓ Enhanced with Nootropics
  • ✓ Reduce Anxiety, Jitters & Headache
  • ✓ Reduce Energy crash
  • ✓ Increase Focus & Mental clarity
  • ✓ Decrease Brain fog

What people are saying
about us

Gone are the days of getting

that caffeine hit but having to deal with the jittery aftermath. Rude coffee is a deliciously smooth blend that's so easy to make and leaves you feeling amazing. The sachets are so convenient. I love that you can grab and go, having them with you whenever you're needing that extra boost.
-Charlee Neubrandt

BIG YES TO RUDE!!!

When it comes to coffee I have a love hate relationship, I love the taste but not a big fan of the caffeine crash and shakes that come along with it. Rude Coffee is a perfect alternative to fight those negatives.
-Meg Anna Elliott

Such a tasty option for a high

performance coffee without the energy crash! Love that it is sugar free and the single serve sachets are perfect for on the go!
-Kyra Pennington

Being a coffee lover

(and a bit of a snob) I was very skeptical about trying Rude coffee sachets. Recently I had been feeling the more negative effects of my daily coffee - shaky hands, feeling a bit spaced out and it not sitting well in my body - so I made the decision to try Rude. Even after the first coffee I felt the difference!! I felt energised but not weighed down by the jitters and eventual crash and need for another coffee later in the afternoon. My only regret is not trying it earlier! Also leading a bu...
Taylor Compain

Where can I get some?

I usually only drink coffee a couple times a week because it makes me so jittery but have found that Rude Health Coffee doesn't have that effect so have been able to have it a lot more! I've been really enjoying having it cold with ice and it has the perfect amount of natural sweetness 🙂
Sarah Dawes

This stuff is great!

As a person that drinks a bit of coffee to keep me going throughout my full-on days, one of the issues I used to have is the caffeine crash, the jitters and the accompanying anxiety that comes from it all. Rude Coffee solved this problem for me and made the whole experience so much smoother. If you want to function like a well oiled machine rather than a hamster in a wheel, this is what you need. Highly recommend!
-Alexey Papyshev

I usually drink about 2 to 3 coffees

a day due to feeling the typical caffeine crash at about mid-day. Since using Rude coffee for the last few weeks I have gotten myself down to only one a day! My sleep has even improved due to less caffeine in my system!
-Deb-Lyn Botha

This coffee has been an absolute game

changer for me! Knowing that I’m having a clean coffee in the morning that’s packed with nutritious ingredients, is dairy, sugar and gluten free has made such a difference to my day. I no longer get that crash and burn after a couple of hours, it’s keeps my energy levels up without feeling gittery! Love love love this product!
-Jaz Garner

I like how sweet

it is and when I also noticed my energy wouldn't crash like it normally does with coffee. I love how convenient and easy it is to use, can just pop it in your bag then chuck it in hot water in a cup. Will be taking this on the go with me everywhere!
Stefanie Todorov

When I usually drink coffee

I always get a coffee high feeling and my whole body feels like it is working rapidly faster, and my heart starts beating faster too. It will usually last a whole day and I only calm down when the coffee is out of my system. But with RUDE, I don't get that at all. It's smooth, it comes in convenient sachets and you don't get any of the after-effects or feel the crazy coffee high. RUDE is definitely a great coffee option!
Rena Zhu

This stuff is great!

As a person that drinks a bit of coffee to keep me going throughout my full-on days, one of the issues I used to have is the caffeine crash, the jitters and the accompanying anxiety that comes from it all. Rude Coffee solved this problem for me and made the whole experience so much smoother. If you want to function like a well oiled machine rather than a hamster in a wheel, this is what you need. Highly recommend!
-Alexey Papyshev

Gone are the days of getting

that caffeine hit but having to deal with the jittery aftermath. Rude coffee is a deliciously smooth blend that's so easy to make and leaves you feeling amazing. The sachets are so convenient. I love that you can grab and go, having them with you whenever you're needing that extra boost.
-Charlee Neubrandt

I usually drink about 2 to 3 coffees

a day due to feeling the typical caffeine crash at about mid-day. Since using Rude coffee for the last few weeks I have gotten myself down to only one a day! My sleep has even improved due to less caffeine in my system!
-Deb-Lyn Botha

BIG YES TO RUDE!!!

When it comes to coffee I have a love hate relationship, I love the taste but not a big fan of the caffeine crash and shakes that come along with it. Rude Coffee is a perfect alternative to fight those negatives.
-Meg Anna Elliott

This coffee has been an absolute game

changer for me! Knowing that I’m having a clean coffee in the morning that’s packed with nutritious ingredients, is dairy, sugar and gluten free has made such a difference to my day. I no longer get that crash and burn after a couple of hours, it’s keeps my energy levels up without feeling gittery! Love love love this product!
-Jaz Garner

Such a tasty option for a high

performance coffee without the energy crash! Love that it is sugar free and the single serve sachets are perfect for on the go!
-Kyra Pennington

I like how sweet

it is and when I also noticed my energy wouldn't crash like it normally does with coffee. I love how convenient and easy it is to use, can just pop it in your bag then chuck it in hot water in a cup. Will be taking this on the go with me everywhere!
Stefanie Todorov

Being a coffee lover

(and a bit of a snob) I was very skeptical about trying Rude coffee sachets. Recently I had been feeling the more negative effects of my daily coffee - shaky hands, feeling a bit spaced out and it not sitting well in my body - so I made the decision to try Rude. Even after the first coffee I felt the difference!! I felt energised but not weighed down by the jitters and eventual crash and need for another coffee later in the afternoon. My only regret is not trying it earlier! Also leading a bu...
Taylor Compain

When I usually drink coffee

I always get a coffee high feeling and my whole body feels like it is working rapidly faster, and my heart starts beating faster too. It will usually last a whole day and I only calm down when the coffee is out of my system. But with RUDE, I don't get that at all. It's smooth, it comes in convenient sachets and you don't get any of the after-effects or feel the crazy coffee high. RUDE is definitely a great coffee option!
Rena Zhu

Where can I get some?

I usually only drink coffee a couple times a week because it makes me so jittery but have found that Rude Health Coffee doesn't have that effect so have been able to have it a lot more! I've been really enjoying having it cold with ice and it has the perfect amount of natural sweetness 🙂
Sarah Dawes

Take A Closer Look

Make Rude Coffee any way, anywhere, anytime

SIMPLY ADD WATER
Add 1 sachet of Rude Coffee with 250ml of water to make a Long black, or create an Espresso style by using only 80ml.
USE MILK FROTHER
Choose your milk and froth it to create a cafe styled experience in the comfort of your home.
MIX WITH ICE
Create a refreshing ice coffee by mixing Rude Coffee with ice and water or milk

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FAQs

  • Due to an incredible natural amino acid called L-theanine that is found in green tea leaves.
  • Green tea contains caffeine and the plant naturally balances this with L-theanine, so we are simply replicating what mother nature already figured out by balancing out the caffeine in coffee the same way.
  • L-theanine is proven to have a synergistic effect with caffeine to reduce anxiety, jitters and stress by calming the central nervous system through having a direct effect on neurotransmitters in the brain.
  • L-theanine also helps to regulate serotonin and dopamine levels in the body, which are chemicals that are ultimately responsible for mood.
  • Due to the MCT oil which slows down the absorption of caffeine, reducing the infamous energy crash, while also providing a powerful energy source for the brain and body.
  • The MCT oil also adds a beautiful creamy texture and enhances the flavours of the organic coffee.
  • Yes, our coffee is sourced from a union in East Africa that ensures all workers and farmers are paid a fair amount for the coffee while strengthening the local industry and creating opportunities previously unattainable for the growers.
  • Yes, our formula has no animal products, gluten, nuts or soy.
  • Our goal is to make coffee accessible to drink for more people, hence our focus on reducing side effects, but we also made sure to not add any ingredients that some people can’t consume.
  • Our product is packaged in a facility that also packages products containing milk, soy, egg, gluten, wheat, fish, peanuts, tree-nuts and sulphites, so if you are ultra allergic to any of those, we recommend double-checking with your healthcare professional.
  • RUDE Coffee has caffeine so it still provides the energy hit we love but the added nootropic ingredients reduce any negative side effects like anxiety, jitters, headache and energy crash. These nootropics also improve clarity and focus.
  • RUDE is also full flavoured coffee, unlike the weird tasting processed decaf coffee people try to claim tastes like normal coffee…. Sorry to be rude and burst your bubble but it doesn’t!
  • The nootropic ingredients in our high-performance formula are scientifically proven to work, however for the likes of L-theanine, you need 200mg to have the desired positive effects. In order to ensure you get all the benefits, we needed to use individual sachets to ensure the dosing was accurate.
  • The sachets also perfectly preserve the coffee to ensure the quality remains premium.
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