Dairy Free
Sugar Free
Gluten Free
Side Effect Free
Keto
Energy
Focus
Made in NZ

  • ✓ 100% natural
  • ✓ Fair Trade, Organic, African Coffee
  • ✓ Keto & Vegan Friendly
  • ✓ Enhanced with Nootropics
  • ✓ Reduce Anxiety, Jitters & Headache
  • ✓ Reduce Energy crash
  • ✓ Increase Focus & Mental clarity
  • ✓ Decrease Brain fog

  • ✓ Fair Trade, Organic, African Coffee
  • ✓ 1000mg of MCT Oil
  • ✓ 200mg of L-theanine
  • ✓ Monk Fruit Extract
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60 sachets

Rude Health Coffee Bundle

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 95 reviews
Dairy Free
Sugar Free
Gluten Free
Side Effect Free
Keto
Energy
Focus
Made in NZ

  • ✓ 100% natural
  • ✓ Fair Trade, Organic, African Coffee
  • ✓ Keto & Vegan Friendly
  • ✓ Enhanced with Nootropics
  • ✓ Reduce Anxiety, Jitters & Headache
  • ✓ Reduce Energy crash
  • ✓ Increase Focus & Mental clarity
  • ✓ Decrease Brain fog

  • ✓ Fair Trade, Organic, African Coffee
  • ✓ 1000mg of MCT Oil
  • ✓ 200mg of L-theanine
  • ✓ Monk Fruit Extract
Learn more

$138.95

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Why RUDE?

  • High-performance formula
  • Fair Trade & Organic
  • Premium African Coffee
  • Enhanced with Nootropics to...
  • Reduce Anxiety, Jitters & Headache
  • Reduce Energy crash
  • Increase Focus & Mental clarity
  • Decrease Brain fog

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Why RUDE?

  • High-performance formula
  • Fair Trade & Organic
  • Premium African Coffee
  • Enhanced with Nootropics to...
  • Reduce Anxiety, Jitters & Headache
  • Reduce Energy crash
  • Increase Focus & Mental clarity
  • Decrease Brain fog

Do you know what’s rude? 

Turning to your coffee for a “pick me up”, to only get hit with feeling anxious, jittery or the infamous post-coffee crash. Do you know what’s even worse? getting all those negative effects from unethically sourced coffee.

Now that’s rude!

But don’t stress, the solution is in your hands. We have created a high performance, clean conscience, side effect free delicious treat using nootropics and fair trade organic coffee, with a focus on improving mental wellbeing and empowering people to have more control of their lives.

So don’t be rude, Drink Rude 

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Servings per package: 30 Serving size: 250ml

DIRECTIONS FOR USE

Simply stir 1 sachet with 250ml of hot or cold water.

ACTIVE INGREDIENTS

Fair Trade, Organic Coffee

  • Smooth, rich coffee flavour
  • Environmentally friendly
  • Ethically sourced
  • Premium African Origin

1000mg of MCT Oil

  • Sustained energy levels
  • Reduce any crash
  • Improve focus and concentration
  • Digestion support

200mg L-Theanine

  • Natural Amino Acid from green tea
  • Scientifically proven
  • Reduce anxiety, jitters, headache and stress
  • Increase focus

Monk Fruit Extract

  • Also known as “Buddha fruit”
  • Natural flavour balance
  • Strong antioxidant
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The naked truth about

our ingredients

We searched the world for the highest quality coffee, while keeping true to our mission of supporting a better coffee culture through strong ethical and environmental values. That’s why we sourced African fair trade, organic coffee that is better for you, people and the planet.
Medium Chain Triglycerides derived from coconut doesn’t just add a beautiful creamy texture, but it also slows down the absorption of caffeine to reduce the infamous crash, while also being easily absorbed and transported throughout the body as a powerful and immediate brain food.
A natural amino acid found in green tea leaves, proven to work synergistically with caffeine to reduce the negative side effects that can be caused by coffee, like anxiety, jitters & stress, while keeping the positive energy hit you love. It also enhances focus & clarity, helping reduce brain fog.
A powerful antioxidant, also known as luo han guo or “buddha fruit”, a natural sweetener named after the monks in Asia who first cultivated it centuries ago. Don’t worry, it’s not too sweet, we only add a pinch to bring out the rich flavours of the coffee.

Everything
you need to know about

RUDE

  • Like everything in life, you get what you pay for. To have the highest quality, organically grown coffee where the farmers are paid a fair wage means a slightly higher price.
  • You also have to ask yourself "what is the cost of an energy crash on your daily productivity?" 

  • Only you can decide what is more important… the planet, your health and high performance, or, saving a dollar… It’s a no brainer really.
  • Yes, especially compared to generic coffee, however, use obvious precautions considering this is a caffeinated product. Don’t be drinking five by 9 am and wondering why you are bouncing off the walls ready to run a marathon.
  • The other obvious point, it is not recommended for pregnant women or children. Seek medical advise if you have any concerns.
  • It sure does, but don’t take our word for it, try it yourself risk free with our money back guarantee.

  • You can also look at the individual ingredients we use and simply google their effectiveness online and you will find that we have chosen ingredients backed by science.

  • You won’t find any outlandish claims of "traditional medicines" around here, like tiger penis powder to improve your libido. Just good ol' research based science.
  • Within 30 mins you will notice the effects. 

  • For the best results, use consistently for 30 days and the difference will be irrefutable. Increased focus, clarity and energy, with noticeably reduced negative effects of generic coffee like anxiety, jitters and energy crash.
  • RUDE Coffee has caffeine so it still provides the energy hit we love but the added nootropic ingredients reduce any negative side effects like anxiety, jitters, headache and energy crash. These nootropics also improve clarity and focus.
  • RUDE is also full flavoured coffee, unlike the weird tasting processed decaf coffee people try to claim tastes like normal coffee…. Sorry to be rude and burst your bubble but it doesn’t!
  • Right here. We only sell online.
  • You might find us at your local green expo or festival, but trust us, that would be a wild game of cat and mouse that would be a lot of fun but not very time efficient.
  • If you subscribe online you get the best price and we deliver straight to your door, easy as!
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